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Monday, April 13, 2009

妈妈学英文（一）

有一天，我正在看VCD，老妈棒了一本书进来。

老妈：这个 "i don't know." 是什么意思 ?
我说：我不知道.
老妈：送你去大学读了几年，你怎么什么都不知道？
我说：不是！就是"我不知道"嘛！
老妈：还嘴硬！
说完老妈给了我一巴掌。

妈妈学英文（二）

老妈：那 "i know." 是什么意思你应该知道吧！
我说：是 "我知道".
老妈：知道就快说.
我说：就是 "我知道".
老妈：你皮痒是不是 ?
我说：就是 "我知道"呀！
老妈：知道你还不说？不懂不要装懂！
老妈又给了我一巴掌。

妈妈学英文（三）

老妈：再问你最后一个，你给我翻译一下 "i know but i don't want to tell you." 是什么意思？
我说：... ... ... ... ... ...我拿起枕头往自己的头上猛K三十几下，再用那个头撞墙三十多下，再用脚踢桌角三十多下，再用双手轮流掌嘴三十多下，血肉模糊之时，我问老妈：这下你满意了吧？！

人们常说：学习是痛苦的历程。
不过我不明白，为什么受伤的总是我。
我妈学英文的热情日益高涨，因而我的苦难就日益加深。

今天，她又来问我了。

老妈：儿子啊..! "i'm very annoyance,don't trouble me."是什么意思啊？
我说：我很烦，别烦我。
老妈：欠揍！跟你妈这么说话。
于是，我又挨了一巴掌。

妈妈学英文一续二

老妈又问："i hear nothing,repeat"是什么意思呢？
我说：我没听清楚，再说一次。
老妈又说了一遍：i hear nothing,repeat.
我说：我没听清楚，再说一次。
我：噢~猛？

妈妈学英文一续三

老妈再问："what do you say?"又是什么意思？
我说：你说什么？
老妈作势要打我，【算了，问另外一句。】

老妈：look up in the dictionary.是什么意思呢？
我说：查字典
老妈：叫我查字典？那我干嘛问你？！
这次我挨了两巴掌。

妈妈学英文一续四

老妈又问："you had better ask somebody." 怎么翻呢？
我说：你最好问别人。
老妈：你是我的儿子，我问别人干嘛？你又在皮痒了。
我说：啊！god save me！
老妈：敢耍你老妈？上帝也救不了你！
老妈又给了我一巴掌。

妈妈学英文一续五

老妈：我再问你。"Use your head ,then think it over."又是什么意思呢？
我说：动动你的脑子，再仔细想想。
老妈：死仔，还敢耍我？　接着又要动手。
我连忙说：是世上只有妈妈好的意思
老妈：嗯，这还差不多！等下我做好吃的给你，下次再问你。

Signed Off with lotsa ♥ at 9:50 PM

Albee 02/04 ~ aday after aprilful ! :D Aries ~ Meehh meeehhhs ~ xP . 音乐，带我进入一个美丽新世界 。

Albee
02/04 ~ aday after aprilful ! :D
Aries ~ Meehh meeehhhs ~ xP .
音乐，带我进入一个美丽新世界。