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Friday, August 6, 2010

yellow :DD .

imma come update blog again :P .

just edited my previous post .

and dlted sohai xiang's post .

sun bian come write new post :DD .

hmm .. let's talk bout yesterday first :D .

in school .

listened to a motivation talk .

a talk bout 10 keys to study ._.

its objective is to motivate us to study .

it last for 4 periods .

but nort good larh .

cos 2 pjk period , 1 english , 1 ekons nia .

thursday my class got 2 malay periods !

but is last 2 period .

skip bu dao D: .

dhat's whyie nort good ~ sad ~ xD .

neeways .

dhe talk nort bad larh .

nort boring .

but it doesn't work for me LOL .

my motivation to study still nort strong D: .

aihs ~

dhe lecturer got say dao .

for dhis period of time ~ no LOVE .

oni STUDIES ~

dun tink bout love .

put eur love one away for few months .

if he/she love ue .

he/she sure will understand ue .

he/she oso nid to study derh marh .

dhen ii asked her .

lidat we will damn miss our beloved one .

how to concentrate study ?

dhen she answered .

dhis ue nid to control eurself lorh -.-'''

blahhblahhblahh ~

recess time .

sat beside HK LOL !

just so qiao larh hahaha .

she said .

HEY Ching Pei !

HELLO ! :DDD .

shuang mian ren siax ue .

simi ?

two face ppl ~

whyie ?!

dhat day take report card ue super guai infront of eur dad weihs !

ehh pls lorh ~ ii oways so guai d lorh .

in school so wild . infront of parents so guai ~

-.-'' ii in school whr got wild ?!

okay larh bo wild . ue admit ue act guai mou ?

admit larh ~.~ ii infront of any parents oso so guai 1 larh hahaha .

dhen dhat time ue go eur bf hse oso guai lorh ?

of cz larh . super guai ehh xDD .

so pro acting uhh .

no lorh . ii really so guai 1 lorh xD .

or xi guan act guai infront of eur parents liao so ue see any parnet oso guai guai 1 ?

mai talk to ue hmps ~ bye ~

hahaha cyas bye ~

=='' .

lame kia ~

say ii shuang mian ren pulak -.- .

night . ii watched porn lololololololololol .

ignore ignore ! XD .

nort porn oso larh actually .

ii tink O_O .

its just a girl tfk niax xD .

nort 1 girl 1 boy doing larh okay !

she still got dhe dildo to do lololol wdhh !

ii oso dunnoe whyie ii go watch larh wdf ! ._.

maybe just curious how a girl tfk niax ? lolololol !!

never see b4 so go watch ? LOLOLOLOLOL !

ii oso dunnoe wdf happen to me larh .

OMG ~!

JUST IGNORE IGNORE :X .

ii won't do dhat !

dun simply think larh okokokay !

ii just curious so go watch niax !

>.< !!!!!!

went hailuo for dance exam ~

we all failed ~

knew it ady lololol xD .

cz we didn't reach their expectation o.o .

dhey expect us dao dhe standard dhat can go out perform x.x .

but we bo , so we failed (: .

continue learn ..

learn dao we got dhe standard .

go exam again >.< .

ahhhh ! kinda hard ~

okay . after we dance finish .

listen to dhe laoban , laoban niang and joey laoshi talk bout our dance ~

dhis dhis dhat dhat blablablahh ~~

talk talk xia suddenly become chit chat lmaos .

dhe laoban niang so funny ~

dunnoe how suddenly say dao our school .

Catholic High .

she said she heard dhat our school dhe fat fat disiplin teacher retire liaos right ?

dhen we say yaya .

dhen she asked ue all happy ?

we said of cz LOL xD .

guess wert ?

she said : dhat teacher very kong bu lehh . last time ii go eur school do something . dhen ii nid to print sumting . dhe office derh printer nort working . so ii had to go disiplin room to print . b4 ii go in dhe disiplin room . got 4 girls standing outside . whn ii was printing . ii saw dhe fat fat teacher took a scissor . dhen she go cut those girls hair ! so scary ! ii see liao jitao xia dao lehh ! she just simply cut . cut 1 student dhen cut another 1 . waa hen kong bu lehh ! ii see liao really xia dao ~

LOLOLOL . ii tink ue all shud know she saying who ?

Pn.Lim Yoke Keng larh ! LMAOS .

she also say her very kong bu LOLOLOL !

HAHAHAHAHA xD .

okay next ~

suddenly chat dao school uniform .

dhen she keep say Malaysia school uniform very ugly LOL !

like wearing a white shirt .

dhen wear a blue cooking derh shirt outside LOL .

nehh ue know .

some ppl cook will wear dhe shirt outside .

so dhat it wun make her shirt dirty 1 lehh ~ rofls .

she said our uniform lidat lololol hahaha !

cos she from taiwan derh marh .

dhen she keep say taiwan derh uniform very nice ~

diff school got diff uniform .

dhe school can design their own uniform .

still got uniform competition summore ~

very nice .

lols. funny larh .

dhey keep say taiwan uniform very nice .

nort like malaysia so damn freaking ugly LOL .

so funny larh hahahaha . xD .

ben lai 8.45pm lidat jiu finish liao derh .

we chit chat dao 10pm + oni go home LOL .

damn fun larh :DD .

OHYA !

dhey still suddenly called us to solo for 10 sec ! .

freestyle ~

ii was like wdf ?!!??! shytt !

mana boleh ?!

till my turn .

ii go dere stand few sec .

oni start freestyle 3 sec lidat .

stop LOL !

idc !

ii jitao squad down and laugh !

LMAOS .

idk wert am ii laughing oso -.- ''

WALAO ~ FUCKING FISH ! >:O .

Today ,

early in dhe morning .

after eat finish my breakfast .

going to chg clothes blablabla ~

my tummy suddenly so damn pain .

dhen ii go toilet lorh .

sat on dhe toilet bowl for like half hr lidat ?

大不出半粒便 =='' .

ii keep force dhe poopoo to come out .

but it so damn notti mai come out .

and my tummy so damn freaking pain !

ii noe if ii don't laosai .

ii will just continue pain .

dhat's whyie ii keep force dhe poopoo to come out ! :O .

dhat time late ady .

my uncle coming .

dhen my mom keep rush me larh .

ii told her ii stomache .

she still ask me .

real or nort ?

dhat time ii really was like .

wdf ? tink dao me lidat siax ?

jibai .

ii nid use dhis kinda of trick to skip school borh ?

ii bo so lame so childish larh please .

if ii wan skip school .

ii sit uncle car reach school jitao ponteng can liao larh .

lidat more pro .

ii need to act mehh ? so noob .

nort my style lorh sorry (: .

only for some sucker :D .

HAHA .

okays .

ii continue my story xD .

after sitting on dhe toilet bowl for like half hour .

ii gave up D: .

ii just tahan dhe pain go chg cloth blablabla ~

prepare finish liaos .

of cz my van ady go liaos .

so nid mama to fetch me to school lorh .

while waiting for my mama to prepare hao .

dhe pain getting worse !

ii beh tahan ady .

go toilet agn .

but dhis time finally laosai-ed ! x] .

lao sai finish ii feel much much much more better ! :D .

wee ~

dhen jiu go to school ~

on dhe way to school .

my tummy pain agn -.- .

but luckily dhis time just abit pain oni .

and it doesn't last long ~

so ii just tahan lorh .

my mama got ask me tummy still got pain arh ?

dhat time ii so qiao taking tissue paper out .

cz ii plan to go school dabian agn xDD .

cos it still got abit pain marh :x .

ii said

yarh , wan go school dabian .

okay marh ? nid go see doctor marh ?

dun nid larh . nth larh . laosai xia jiu okay liao derh .

hahahahaha ! ii ben lai can skip school 1 lehh .

but ii dun want .

cos if ii skip school .

ii nid to go see doctor >< .

+ if ii say ii wan skip .

will just make me like ii really act to skip school .

so ii mai ! hmps ~

of cz i'm late to school .

ii walk dao dhe school gate .

line up dere .

oni rmb dao late to school nid to spot check !

and ii brought my fone to school !

ii was like OHMYFUCKINGGAWD !

SHYT ! GG .

damn scare == .

ii put my fone in my inside pant derh pocket .

nort my school uniform pocket :O .

dhe prefect check my bag ~

found nth ~

dhen scan wo using a pen ~

she got scan dao my phone .

but dhat time ii never took out those tingy inside my uniform pocket .

dhen she called me to take out those tingy inside my pocket .

dhen ii take lorh ~

got purse , lip gross , tissue paper LOL .

maybe she tot she scan dao derh is my purse .

so nth lorh ~

MUAHAHAHA .

so damn lucky siax !

luckily bo check dao >.< .

dhen kena caught hair .

bought 1 pin RM 1 -.- . diaos ~

dhen called to cut my fingernails ! D: .

sobs ~

luckily bo check my socks .

arbo another RM15 -.- .

dhen she let me go bck my class .

ii quickly siam siax LOL

damn scare she come check me again :x .

PHEW ! lucky larh really .

Today in school was so FUN !

SUPER FUN ! :DD .

1st period ~ history .

as usual .

chit chat everywhr :DD .

dhen is chinese period .

nth lorh . listen to teacher teaching ~

dhen dao science 2 periods .

went science lab .

as usual .

chit chat everywhr lols. xD .

but today we play those lame funny IQ game .

hahaha .

so fun larh ! :D .

we was like ~ keep zadao-ing .

+ laughing .

+ swt-ing hahaha xD .

dhen jiu recess lorh (: .

after recess .

English period ~

R.E.L.I.E.F :DD .

wee ~

shuang !

Yoke Puai dhe sohai ponteng-ed .

ii ytd saw yp like so angry + abit like wan cry lidat .

so ii asked seow wei wert happen to her ytd ~

dhen sw tell me wert happen lorh .

dhen dunnoe how ii suddenly go say dao her bad things :x .

ii noe ii oways say her bad ting 1 larh okays xD .

as usual larh .

ii say her bad ting .

yue say yue shuang ~

ben lai oni me , agnes and sw derh .

dhen ii say say say ~ mei kyi heard dao .

so she come join us oso LOL .

ue noe larh .

mk oways super high gei 1 xD .

talk oso talk dao very loud 1 .

dhen jiu more and more ppl come join us rofls !

in the end .

18 ppls talking bout yp bad ting LOL !

for dhe whole period ~

SHUANG MAN !

1st time lorh really hahaha .

we talked alort arh .

everyone feel like slapping her LOLOL .

cos she really SUPER SOHAI ! >:O .

talk dao she came bck from ponteng class ~

we stopped .

whn she walked in .

all of us said .

WALAO ~ NO FUN LIAOS !

HAHAHA xD .

dhen loon , meihwan , anne trying to go and make fool of her larh hahaha .

cos dhey noe she scare dhem marh lols.

dhen purposely like go friend with her .

get close to her .

to make her scare LOL ! xD .

we still purposely write Yoke Puai Ponteng PBSM on dhe board .

to let En.Ng and Pn.Teh see .

but failed D: .

okay .

at the other side ~

yc dhey all watching porn !

dunnoe using who derh phone . == ''

he keep say kw steam liaos , who who who steam liaos rofls !

diaos ~

funny larh hahaha .

YC showing his ERHEM and say : You see SOFT derh ~ LOL !

dhen dao malay and maths periods .

of cz we guai guai listen to teacher lorh .

maths period dhat time .

yoke puai went toilet for whole period !

whole class bu shuang her marh .

dhen we all keep say her .

go toilet go 1 whole period . lao sai mehh ?

blablablablahh ~

we say she ponteng .

call pn.teh catch her go disiplin room .

but we still failed ! D: .

cos she say she mens .

kena her pants .

so she nid to wash .

dhat's whyie take so long -.- .

wdf . super fake larh okays !

but pn.teh believed her !

WALAO ~ SIANS !

dhen we whole class SUPER DUPER BU SHUANG HER !

after dhat dao sivik period ~

R.E.L.I.E.F again :D .

cos our english and sivik is same teacher ~

whole class just playing around lols.

making fool of yoke puai !

so funny so fun ! :DD .

dunnoe who still go put UHU glue under her bottle .

wanted to stick her bottle on dhe table LOL .

dhen we keep play play play .

play dao bell ring oso mai go out LOL .

cos we always is like .

bell ring liaos jiu jitao run out of class liao marh .

but today so diff LOL .

bell rang liaos whole class still playing in dhe classroom .

we actually just want to see dhe ending of her bottle lmaos !

we wait to see show ~

guess wert ?

we failed ! D: .

no effect siax !

stick oso bo stick dao .

after she took her bottle .

whole class shouted .

CHEH !!!!

dhen all run liaos .

lololol ! super funny larh .

AWESOME 5P5 ! ~

after dhat jiu went for dhe citrawarna jamuan .

finally get my money ._.

guess wert ?

RM 150 oni niax .

original is RM 250 .

wdhh man !

teach deducted RM100 from us -.- .

dunnoe for wert .

for school maybe .

dhe jamuan oso take from us 1 for sure .

wdh .

damn many lorh >:O .

bu shuang ~ ! ~ ! ~ !

gave loon 50 bucks .

cos ii owe him .

so ii oni got 100 T_T .

sobs ~

ii eat finish , take liao money .

straight zao ady .

cos nid go pc fair with sis .

on dhe way to dhe lrt station .

ii called my sis to tell her can come liaos .

but keep call call call .

call bu dao .

from school ii jiu call dao ii reach lrt station -.- .

ii sms oso she bo receive .

ben lai ii early jiu wan call bck home d .

but scare later popo pick fone .

mai let her noe ii bo go tuition liaos :x .

so ii just non-stop calling my sis handphone .

ii tot my sis maybe reach lrt station liaos .

so ii bought ticket .

go up .

bo saw her ._.

bo bian liaos .

ii call bck house .

dhen she told me she kenort go out .

house kena break in .

her purse stolen .

bo IC bo license .

kenort go out .

ii was like wdf ?

ii ady bought ticket weihs !

she say she call papa come fetch me -.- .

so ii go down derh bus station wait for papa lorh .

damn sian .

wasted RM 2.10 ._.

while waiting .

chat with bibi :D .

for kinda long o.o .

cos ii super duper sian .

nid ppl to pei ~

1st one jiu think dao bibi .

so ii just call .

talk dao papa come oni kup ~

love die him :D .

reached home .

saw my aunt my cousin and 4 aunties chatting outside .

ii just join in and listen to dhe story xP .

dhey talk alort larh okays .

aunty marh . hahahaha xD .

after dhat went kelana jaya police station with papa and jiejie to take dhe report .

ii 1st time go police station weihs ! :x .

its like .. kinda .. ermm ..

laobeh ? :x .

ii tot police station is like those police station we saw in all those dramas .

so nice so high class ehh ~

yuan lai just so laobeh 1 >.< .

and guess wert ?

while waiting on dhe sofa dere .

my sis said to me .

ii tell ue 1 ting . dun tell other ppl .

okokay . semo ?

ii called dhe thief nort to take my hard disk . shh !

L.O.L . What . The . Fuck ?!

shhh ! dun tell other ppl !

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA . damn funny larh ue . wert situation jor still care bout eur hard disk =.= . wdhh really -.- . HAHAHAHAHA sohai .

ii tell my fren my fren oso laugh me -.- .

of cz larh . so funny ! rofls .

shhhh ! dun tell other ppl arh !

okokay . ue tell dhe thief dhat time . he got laugh ue ? LOL !

no larh . he just say no take no take . haha .

HAHAHAHAHA what the hell ! if ii am dhe thief . ii sure laugh LOL .

LMAOS .

speechless ~

ii bo tell anyone .

ii just write :P .

dhen ii asked me sis .

dhe thief young or old derh?

young derh .

fat derh?

no .

leng zai marh ?

==''

weihs ~ leng zai derh marh ?

=='' sohai .

HAHAHA !

XD .

my sis still tell me .

we report police liaos . dhe police half hour later oni come .

-____- '' wdh ? so long ?

yarh larh .

thief oso run liao larh . she kill ue ue oso die liao lorh . swts .

yarh larh . dhey cant find dhe road summore . drive over pulak -.- .

lols. dhen ?

dhen ii stand dere wave hand call dhem come =.= .

swt . so noob ~.~

yarh larh . but dhey very yeng .

zomok ?

whn dhey reached here . dhey came out from dhe police car . dhey jitao take dhe long long big gun out . so yeng .

LOL . aiyo . ke xi ue bo camera . arbo can record down xD .

=.= '' diaos .

wert larh . never see b4 marh ~

and horhs ! dhe police say wan come snap photo .

we wait liao whole day oso bo come =.= . diaos .

when ii bathing with sis dhat time .

got ppl open dhe door .

dunnoe is papa or mama larh .

ben lai ii nth derh lorh .

just tot papa or mama open door .

but my sis suddenly said who open door ?!

with a very shock expression .

dhen ii tell her papa or mama gua .

after dhat got ppl knock our room door .

kinda loud .

dhen she xia dao she asked me who knock dhe door ?!

with a very scare expression .

make me abit scare oso =.= .

diaos ~ semo dong dong -.- .

dhe thief make dao so luan ~~

Signed Off with lotsa ♥ at 6:36 PM

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